"Dude, can I borrow Pimp when you're done?" "And then can I?"

I'd meant to move it before they got here. Now I'm really embarrassed because they know that I'd been reading in the bathroom.

The first time I tried to put a jpeg image here, I got an error message stating that opening it might contaminate my MackBook.
It's got excellent turns of phrase, especially with the adjectival ones. I'm not sure what else it has to recommend it...yet.

He thought I was just being bitchy when I answered his question, "Is it fiction? Biography?" by saying, "Es testimonio".