V: No. I don't know. Maybe.
A: When did you eat?
V: I stopped at a convenience store this morning in Custer. In a fit of nostalgia, I bought a Chuckwagon sandwich and a Twin Bing.
A: You purchased something in Custer? Custer was no hero. Naming a town after Custer in this area is like naming a town in Germany after Hitler! We don't need to be supporting the economy of a town named after someone like General Custer.
V: I know, I sort of thought of that as I was pulling out...feel kind of bad...Wait now, though, wasn't Custer killed by the Indians at the Battle of Little Big Horn?
A: Oh yeah, ennit...but he was still evil. Don't shop in Custer again, OK?
V: I won't...Hey you wanna split that Twin Bing if it hasn't melted by now?
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