"My high school friend mentioned me in his Facebook update!" I bragged. 18/10/09

Then I read it more closely. "But...he asked me about pork on Mexican restaurant menus. I wonder why."

I thought Karl was going to reply, "Maybe because you love cooking." But instead he declared, "Well, maybe because for most of your friends from the rez you're the closest thing they've got to 'Ask a Mexican'."

I may be the "closest thing, but I'm a pretty far cry..."