Ringtones you may or may not want assigned to you:

"Ow! She's a brick...house! She's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out."

"Why don't we get drunk and screw?"

"He's a cold-hearted snake...look into his eyes..."

"I got a girl, she lives on the hill. She won't do it, but her sister will."

If you're feeling comment-y, here's some questions for you to ponder. If I were to assign you a ringtone, what would you want it to be? And does knowing that you wouldn't be there to hear it make a difference in your choice?