10. Vallejo can have one nice thing!
9. License to susbstitute first person direct/indirect object for possessive pronoun. Ex: Check out me henna tattoo, matey.
8. Henna tattoos!
7. Punk/Pirate band, Rum Rebellion
6. FREE ADMISSION!
5. Wenches on stilts...
4. Turkey legs
3. All the "booty" jokes you can "crack".
2. Cleavage galore.
1. Saying VARRRRRH!
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