05 February, 2009

"I thought you said you were going to wear your new outfit."

"I am." He looked me up and down and raised a questioning eyebrow. "This is," I clarified, pointing at myself.

"OK, I know I'm certainly no fashion plate myself. And I don't know how things work in Chick World, but I don't think that matches...I mean on top you have a peacocky-color velvet jacket and under that a yellow cardigan (which looks too tight, by the way) and is that something...red sticking out the bottom? Then you put that with those raggedy jeans and those purplish high heels...I'd like to hear you explain how that constitutes an 'outfit'."

"That's easy!" I replied. "I bought all this stuff on the same day!"

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