It was a question only your best friend or your physician should ask.

She interrupted my discourse on Why I Suck.

"Where are you in your cycle?" "I don't know." "Don't you write it down?" "Yeah." "But...you don't know?" "I know where I write it down." She rolled her eyes and continued, "It just seems like you hate yourself even more than usual during certain times of the month...you know." "Yeah. Well. Whatever. So what if I am all cranky and fat and bloated? It just means that there's more of me to loathe."