Things one might say or hear at my 20-somethings high school reunion...

"So, what were you in for?"

"You still owe me beer money from that one time."

"Hey, it's only 11:00. You should drive us up to that Pow-Wow in New Town. Here's five bucks for gas."

"Dude, I thought you were dead..."

"Give me your keys, I have more experience drinking and driving than you do."

"My wife/husband/partner/bf/gf couldn't come to the reunion. How about dinner and breakfast?"

"Is he still drunk from the graduation kegger?"

"Wow...you still have a mullet."

"So, can I buy you a drink or did you just get out of Treatment again?"

"Your kids are adorable. Who are their dads?"