"Poplar grads are in town...you're gonna make serious bank tonight at the Comfort Inn Lounge!"
"Honey, I thought you said you were from the rez. Why aren't there more Indians here?"
"I had to switch my beer to Bud Light with Lime, Coors Light was starting to give me heartburn."
"Wait now...you married him? Aren't you guys cousins?"
"Where are you? We're really running low." "There's a bit of a problem...I'm still at the store. I just found out you can't buy alcohol in the supermarket in North Dakota. Not even beer and wine." "¿¡¿¡Seriously!?!? That's really...puritanical."*
"So, what were you in for this time?"
"Your boy is getting so big! Did you ever figure out which one was his dad?"
"It's a record - we didn't have to call the cops until 10:41!"
"What kinda burger you want? We got beef, elk or deer meat."
"She said to tell you all hello and that she's sorry she couldn't make it. She's in Treatment again."
"So I called him and I told him, 'you take my dog away again, I'm gonna come out there and shoot your horse.'"
"Anyone heard from ___?" "He's in jail." "Nuh-uh, he died a couple years back." "No, he was still in jail earlier this year." "No, he's dead." "No, he's not." "He is too."
"Last call!" "¿¡¿¡WHAT!?!?" "It's only 12:30!" "Taverns in North Dakota close at 1:00." "¿¡¿¡Seriously!?!?"
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