Seriously. I'm not kidding. ¡¿¡¿How does it know?!?!

I'm thoroughly convinced that Google can read my innermost thoughts. Below is my Google calendar, or calendario, since it seems to have translated itself in the days since I last looked at it. I don't know why I just now clicked on it, but what I do know is that I didn't change the settings to español myself. I didn't even know that was an option. That this calendar should suddenly manifest itself in my second language is truly perplexing. Unfortunately, the fact that no events manifest themselves is not so perplexing. That's really only 3/4 as pathetic as it sounds. I have a cool dayplanner in which I write down mis compromisos in .05 lead. And last week, I did have quite a few...but, yeah, the upcoming week in both calendars is pretty empty, save for the puzzling and slightly panic-inducing "BORRADOR de TRADUCCIÓN" ("ROUGH DRAFT OF TRANSLATION") entered for Thursday, the 10th.