Just because you can zip them doesn't mean they fit.

The euphoric state produced by being able to zip my "skinny" jeans this morning without that tug dissipated quickly as I regarded my reflection in them. I think they must be what caused my dizziness in the elevator. Note to self: don't bend over in a moving elevator to rummage for car keys in bag on floor and straighten up suddenly as the elevator bounces to its stop. Especially not while wearing jeans that may be cutting off circulation.