1. Write a "Top Ten" list
2. Not wear cocktails attire at work during laundry crises (though vice versa usually acceptable)
3. Grow hair to at least shoulder length (?)
4. Play lead guitar and sing back-up in punk band
5. Learn names of presidential candidates for 2008 (other than Clinton and Obama)
6. Find perfect red lipstick
7. Do FAFSA for 2007-2008 school year
8. Get out of town
9. Sing along LOUDLY with mariachis. (Combine this with 8. en Plaza Garibaldi and I won't need to do anything else on this list)
10. Stop being such a baby about Critical Theory. This means no longer letting out a squeak, slamming my book shut and throwing it across the room whenever I read the names Heidegger, Judith Butler, Walter Benjamin, Jean Franco, Bakhtin, Homi Babha, Jean Franco, Foucault, Hélène Cixous, Lacan, Derrida (eek! Sorry, couldn't help it).
To help keep the bullshit-o-meter in good working order:
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