u and i

Looked up from iPhoto and unplugged my iPod for three hours this afternoon so I could focus on u. When Antoine finally finished installing and testing the AT&T U-Verse internet/cable TV package, he handed me a remote with more buttons than my first car had and a shiny pamphlet. "Here. This tells you your stations."

I stared, google-eyed at the long list. "Cool! Before there were 80, now there must be 200 channels I'll never watch..."